- I was saved from hell on earth (AKA the Hambys).
- Some guys think it's hot, like Tommy.
- I can protect the man that I love.
- Blood tastes so damn good.
- I won't have to worry about wrinkles!
- No more curfews!
- I can say "fuck" all I want. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
- I have a new family now. Bill, Sookie, Pam, Bon Temps… Beats the hell outta bein' surrounded by holy rollers!
- People who don't even know me hate me just because of what I am.
- My virginity is immortal. Tragic.
- I'm a freak of nature!
- Blood tears. Gross. Major gross.
- The term "sunburn" takes on a whole new meaning.
- I get fang boners, totally embarrassing!