Monday
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Bloodsucking: The Pros and Cons
Monday, August 23, 2010 at 8:00AM | PROS: | CONS: | |
| - I was saved from hell on earth (AKA the Hamby's). | - People who don't even know me hate me just because of what I am. | |
| - Some guys think it's hot, like Tommy. | - My virginity is immortal. Tragic. | |
| - I can protect the man that I love. | - I'm a freak of nature! | |
| - Blood tastes so damn good. | - Blood tears. Gross. Major gross. | |
| - I won't have to worry about wrinkles! | - The term "sunburn" takes on a whole new meaning. | |
| - No more curfews! | - I get fang boners, totally embarrassing! | |
| - I can say "fuck" all I want. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. | ||
| - I have a new family now. Bill, Sookie, Pam, Bon Temps… Beats the hell outta bein' surrounded by holy rollers! |
Reader Comments (244)
I love the phrase "fang boner". That is too funny. I must admit. Jessica is my favorite character and I LOVE reading and seeing here posts! BEST way to start a Monday Morning. I hope to still see them while waiting for Season 4.
Love Jessica! My favorite character. She is an absolute doll. :) <3
Yeah...that's true...I hope that she won't forget us.. :-(..There is only one thing better than waiting for the next true blood episode and that's waiting for Jessica's post the next day.....
jessica can you get naked
why did you get back with hoyt, dont do that to your self jessica. and you didnt even give tommy a chance
hey jess, love the new post, hopefuly there will be more after season 3. and i my fav pros is "i can say fuck all i want" lol, i like the last couple pros but the cons thats unfair to u ppl hate us cause were vamps they are fuckin ass holes lol, and ur pros and cons are so funny. see ya
alexius
Jessica - I love u so much! Thx god, u are with Hoyt.
I love this part with fuck. Fuck.
Im glad you went for Hoyt. That Tommy is a bad cookie. You should get him for what he did to Hoyt. When you goin to post another video i love them girl.
Fang boners. LOL
i hope u can help tommy i think he would really only leason to u maybe u should tell him not to seattle for second place cause he deserves more he seems so sweet at times but then he is a jerk again lol...good luck