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Jul152012

Small Town Blues

In a place like Bon Temps, you can't avoid the dreaded run-in with the ex. No matter how you prepare yourself for it, it's never going to go as smoothly as you hoped. He's never just going to say it's nice to see you, you seem good, and then be on his merry way. He will find the most irritating button he possibly can, and then push it like twelve times with a shit eating grin on his face that makes you want to sock him right in the kisser.

But you can't sock him right in the kisser, you know why? Because you're bound to see him again. Especially if he's got it in his head that he's some sorta fangbanger who belongs hanging around bars like Fangtasia, places that are supposed to be your territory and not his.

I've learned something very important from this experience: serious relationships will only lead to break ups, which will only lead to awkward and infuriating situations like this one. So I’m thinking it's about time to cool things off with Jason. Do I want to? No. He's got the most ridiculous abs. But I don't want to risk having two guys in this town I have to avoid. Bon Temps is wayyyyy too small for that. But sometimes we have to do things we don't wanna do. I guess that's the price you pay for living in a one-horse town.

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Reader Comments (37)

Ah dead or alive human or vampire relationships suck excuse the pun but yeah always a bad scene. Just hang in there you will work it through or yeah sooner or later they will grow old and die.

July 15, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSandy

I think you should slow it down with Jason, enjoy being your own self for a while and have the fun you want! Besides I think Jason is getting himself into something bizzare again and trust me you dont wanna be involved!

July 15, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterNika

I Think you should give Jason a chance, there would be something good for you with him. I Think your situation with Hoyt must be annoying :( Maybe try having another awkward convo with him and try and straighten things out........ If that dont work just tell him your with someone else and your not interested. Good Luck Ohhhhh Be careful Bon Temps is one small town but lots of shit happens....... Oh about what I said about Jason and you..... Serious I think you should risk it and give him a chance and no offence but Jason dont seem like a awkward ex :) So give him a chance

July 15, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterShannon

Jess Jessica I don't why Hoyt would push your buttons. I'm going to take a guess at this. But maybe it deals with the way your treated him and fucked his best friend after you two broke up.

You didn't want to hurt Hoyt. But you did. It's not your fault that he has a death wish. But you really don't understand why he's pissed off at you, Jason, or the world.

You have to live your life and Hoyt has to live his. But both of you are acting like two ships out at see with no captain or a rudder. Your both lost.

And Jason is that the best you can pick? The guy is the village idiot. Talk about scrapping the bottom of the barrle. But again you could have had any man you wanted. But you had to pick you ex-boyfriends best friend. Talk about fucked up.

July 15, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterEdwin

Maybe its time to travel? Head on down to New Orleans for a little vacation? Get out of the one horse town and explore a little or even a lot! If it were me I would most definitely take a look around beyond Bon Temps and Shreveport. Also maybe try and learn some new Vamp powers, like levitation or flying...just a thought. I love you no matter what, stay true to you!

July 15, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterArianne C.

Jess, friend..Jason has nothing to do with you and Hoyt bull. Come on now he is Jason Stackhouse an you know you love the time you spend with him and his killer abs. Glamer Hoyt and enjoy your time with Jason, I think your overreacting here. One man issues should not pass to the next!! My advice is take a weekend get away and then Glam Hoyt to love someone else or work on himself.

July 16, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDanie R

You Devil of the Night.
All Devils Need To Meet Sun.

July 16, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDimitri

I would think that if a girl really wanted to, she could glamor herself right out of their heads. ...That is unless a girl still wants to be there.

No more pity party.

July 16, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTerror

hey jessica
i know what you are going though with the whole running into the ex thing if you ask me you should leave hoyt be and focus your relationship with jason. just glamour hoyt to make him forget you or failing that get out of bom temps for a few nights to clear your head and also give tara a chance would you? i mean she did not want to be turned in the first place

mark

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OMV soo awesome. I LMFO with this video!!! I just wish was you reall Jessy writing it!!!Man really funny!

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